Ronald McDonald systematically destroyed lunch much in the same way John Wayne Gacy destroyed the wholesome image of clowns. (Technically, the perpetrator was McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc, but we prefer to blame Ronald.)
As long as we are slandering cartoon spokesmen, we may as well share our theory that Jabba the Hutt is just Grimace after too many years of eating Happy Meals.
As long as we are slandering cartoon spokesmen, we may as well share our theory that Jabba the Hutt is just Grimace after too many years of eating Happy Meals.
